hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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