drunk at some random house party. come get me. i thought i pulled my dick out to go piss... it was my left nut. im soaked.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
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stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
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Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
I'm both gender and math confused
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