Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
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That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
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he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
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