Dude. I just woke up without a shirt or bra on. Apparently I fell asleep with a quesadilla in my mouth. I can feel my liver hating me.
where does the pee come out of this thing
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
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Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
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Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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