sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
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