I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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