some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
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