You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
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Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
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Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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