What did we do last night that was yellow?
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
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no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
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we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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