I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
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She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
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He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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