If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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