Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
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THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
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When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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