So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
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Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
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Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
I'm having to shit out rocks
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