I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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