I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
how drunk are you?
Several
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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