What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
I looked at my own cervix.
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
I want you more than these girls want KFC
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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