the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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