discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
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when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
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MOMMMMMMMMMMAYYY! YOU BIRFED ME TODAYY. IM CELEBRTIN ON YUR BEHAF! THANK YOU!!!!!
I always hoped you would never inherit this side of my personality. Hon, trust me, you're a mess. Go to bed...alone. xoxoxo
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
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