It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
I understand Curling. That high.
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can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
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Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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