I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
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