Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
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there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
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You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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