Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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