In the future we'll all be gay
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
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