Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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