fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
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At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
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No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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