Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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