Pregnant stripper...not hot.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
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then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
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I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!