i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
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I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
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If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.