I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
29 Frat Parties That Got Way Too Out Of Control
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
15 Ridiculous Ways Broke People Managed to Make a Buck
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.