i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
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I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
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DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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