We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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