we were just talking about designated drivers and i suggested we each hire a mexican day laborer to give us piggy back rides... i have the best ideas eveeer
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
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I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
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I got inside last night via doggy door
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
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