yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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