Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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