Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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