And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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