we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
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what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
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I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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