my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
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get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
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Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
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