We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
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Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
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Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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