I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
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