Omfg I am plowed. Had drinks with 3 milfs. Going out on their boat tomorrow. They want to show me how buoyant they are.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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