So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
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