just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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