I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
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His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
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He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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