her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
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