My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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