I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
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Oh Jesus.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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