Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
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Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
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In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
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