I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
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You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
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fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
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