Someone shit on the floor
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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