Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
Randomize
