We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
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