im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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