i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
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And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
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found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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