fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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