i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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