i think my mom watched the whole time
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
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sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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