I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
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That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
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I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
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